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    June 19

    笑话一则zz


        鉴于愈来愈多的鸟击事件危及飞行器的安全,美国航天总署(NASA)的工程师设计了一个特殊的炮,可以把死鸡当炮弹,打到喷射机战斗机以及航天飞机的驾驶舱玻璃上,模拟高速飞行时在空中与飞鸟撞击的情况, 以测试驾驶舱玻璃的安全设计。

        擅长制造高性能跑车的德国保时捷工程师知道了,提出要求希望能够借用这个炮,以测试他们新款跑车的挡风玻璃窗。透过安排,这套测试系统不久就运到德国 。

        测试当天,死鸡从炮管发射出来以200km高速撞击在跑车的挡风玻璃上,却把德国工程师们吓死了--因为死鸡不但打穿了挡风玻璃,接着在座舱中爆裂开来,砸毁了中控台,还把驾驶座打断,最后整只钉在舱壁上。

        两腿发软的德国工程师惊觉他们的车窗设计竟然如此的脆弱不安全!连忙把这个惨不忍睹的测试结果告诉NASA, 并附上详细的挡风玻璃设计,低声下气地希望美方能够提供改进他们跑车挡风玻璃设计的建议。

        NASA很快地回复了,不过内容只有一行字:"Defrost the chicken first." (先把鸡解冻....)

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    Zhaofengwrote:
    有意思。。。
    June 22
    xuanyang liwrote:
    美国人损德国人的
    June 21
    yf luowrote:
    哈哈
    June 21
    Yanlingwrote:
    太搞了~哈哈``
    June 20
    Han Zhaowrote:
    挺搞的:)
    June 20
    晓聪 王wrote:
    我昨天刚刚在bbs上看到了,笑了半天,哈哈
    June 20
    ADRIANwrote:
    HAHAHAHAHA : )
    June 20

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